Yesterday was when the dinosaurs returned to Earth on their spaceships, holding up signs like “Psyched!” and “Thought you’d never see us again didn’t you?”
Yep.
I think their Supreme Leader pulled a hammy or something so they had to postpone.
Don’t worry, give it a few days and the doomsday fortune tellers will let us know what exactly happened, and of course, reveal the new schedule.
In case you were wondering, the rumour is still valid that if you are a follower of my blog, either on WordPress or Facebook, you too, will be spared.
Tell your friends and family….. Oh stuff it.
It’s hard creating excitement and trepidation when we’re still disappointed in the apocalypse non event and the ongoing survival of our species.
In any case, we’re up to number one on my top five all time favourite shoe list!
TAADAAAA!
NUMBER 1!
Shoes – Squire
(You thought they were going to be my Rollerboy Spikes, didn’t you?)
